After very careful consideration, we have decided that we want more money. We have used the latest and greatest AI models to solve this extremely complex problem. Instead of providing a better service as a whole, or even partially, such as increasing the locations that students can use their dining dollars, we should remove benefits previously provided.
Now we know that a lot of students will be confused by this.
“Wait so I’m getting a downgraded experience?”
Well yes.
We think that students should focus more on their studies than on their next Cappuccino. This new project, known as “Sipless Studies,” will revolutionize student education. That is why we will be arbitrarily increasing the full meal plan cost by $286 per semester in 2024-2025.
Students with basic Googling skills may still be wondering
“Hey wait wouldn’t inflation have the full meal plan only increase by ~$93, while still factoring in Drips and Sips?”
How about you shut the fuck up you nosy little shit.
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