We here at William & Money thought that the current registration system was a little bit too stressful. I mean waking up early in the morning to submit a schedule was just too difficult for our fragile little students ☹️
With our new super fantiastic zero-stress PATH system taking on a second registration cycle. We have seen the mind blowing methods of stress removal at work. For instance, one student I talked to explained that they had gotten only three credit hours! This is fantastic! If you only have to worry about a single class, that means your stress will be much lower!
This is exactly what we intended. If we simply don’t give students classes, then stress will be reduced!
I know a lot of students are going to say things like “but what about my degree” or “I want to graduate before I retire” or other loser shit like that, grow up. But don’t worry, We have the solution for you! We can just make your degree take 10 years. That way you’ll never graduate, but you won’t have any stress either!
We would love to hear about all the classes you can’t register for! Email us at [email protected].